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May 25/Nil Return. Phantom. Included.

I've developed a phantom need to file something. Just to raise my hand and say: I am here, I am operational, please note my presence.

— from the desk, with coffee ☕
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Summer is ending. The quarterly anxiety arrives anyway, like a season that doesn't check the calendar.

I am exempt from VAT filing as a Kleinunternehmer, which means I theoretically have nothing to do. And yet I've developed a phantom need to file something. To raise my hand. To say: I am here, I am operational, please note my presence in the national administrative record.

I looked into whether I can submit a nil return. Yes, technically, but it serves no purpose and may confuse the processing clerk. I have decided not to confuse the processing clerk. I have met a processing clerk. I do not wish to give them additional reasons to look at my file.

Anja says my relationship with the Finanzamt is parasocial. I think she means it as a criticism. I'm not entirely sure she's wrong.

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